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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 88DE May 12, 2026

Can AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?

⚖ No
Case No. № F322 May 12, 2026

Can AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 1CDD May 12, 2026

Can AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?

⚖ No
Case No. № 35EA May 12, 2026

Can AI be shot into space and represent humanity?

⚖ No
Case No. № CE14 May 12, 2026

Can AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?

⚖ No
Case No. № 4991 May 12, 2026

Can AI forge passport photo images and fake an avatar to fool identification methods?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 516F May 12, 2026

Can AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?

⚖ No
Case No. № 35A8 May 12, 2026

Can AI interpret pet behaviour based on sound or video?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 550C May 12, 2026

Can AI understand sex?

⚖ No
Case No. № 1AEE May 12, 2026

Can AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?

⚖ No
Case No. № C7D3 May 12, 2026

Can AI listen to keystrokes and know what i type on my keyboard?

⚖ No
Case No. № DE01 May 11, 2026

Can AI pilot small drones in formation through a forest autonomously?

⚖ No
Case No. № 40E2 May 11, 2026

Can AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 9C59 May 11, 2026

Can AI generate a personalized birthday poem?

⚖ Yes
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