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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № C0B3 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI create a personalized fashion collection that takes into account a person's lifestyle, preferences, and body type?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found that AI can sketch compelling concepts and suggest outfits tailored to stated tastes and measurements, yet cannot yet drape a garment on every shape, chase fashion d…"

Case No. № 96F4 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI create a character in a virtual reality environment that can build trust with a human user over time?

⚖ Yes

"After hearing evidence from behavioral psychology and game design experts, the jury concluded that virtual companions can indeed earn and sustain human trust through adaptive dialo…"

Case No. № 2A9B Jul 4, 2026

Can AI develop a personalized mindfulness plan that takes into account a person's mental health and wellness goals?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found in the affirmative by a unanimous vote, concluding that today’s AI systems can craft personalized mindfulness plans when guided by clinical frameworks and user input."

Case No. № CFE1 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI recognize and classify different types of mushrooms based on their visual characteristics?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found AI nearly indistinguishable from human mycologists when tasked with mushroom classification, though lingering doubt remained over edge cases where visual similarity …"

Case No. № EFC3 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI generate a perfume fragrance that is tailored to a person's individual preferences and scent profile?

⚖ Almost

"The jury agreed that while artificial intelligence can now sniff out personal preferences and craft olfactory recipes with uncanny precision, no digital nose has yet dipped into an…"

Case No. № 5361 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI create a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of touch and texture in a realistic way?

⚖ No

"After thoughtful deliberation, the lone holdout swiftly convinced the jury that crafting a truly realistic virtual touch remains beyond today’s computational and mechanical reach; …"

Case No. № 3F66 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI predict river flooding 72 hours ahead using only publicly available satellite?

⚖ Almost

"After considering the lone juror’s measured opinion, the court found AI capable of forecasting river floods three days ahead with publicly available satellite data, though it stops…"

Case No. № 5708 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI negotiate better contract terms autonomously per e-mail?

⚖ Almost

"After thorough deliberation, the jury concluded that artificial intelligence has stepped onto the negotiation floor but not yet claimed the championship belt: it can draft emails a…"

Case No. № B327 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI improve our understanding of fluid dynamics?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found the question squarely within AI’s wheelhouse, noting that machine-learning models have already turbocharged fluid-dynamics research by predicting turbulence and opti…"

Case No. № 11A6 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI provide a list of diseases in a patient merely through analyses of saliva?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found that while AI’s saliva analysis can spot dozens of conditions through biomarkers, it stumbles when the disease doesn’t leave a clear chemical footprint in spit."

Case No. № B263 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI create sheet music live by listening to music being played?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found that live sheet music creation by AI has already arrived, with no need for further testimony on the state of the art."

Case No. № 01E4 Jul 4, 2026

Can AI develop a chatbot that can empathetically support a person experiencing grief or loss?

⚖ Almost

"The jury agreed that today’s models can mirror empathy but cannot truly feel or fully grasp grief, leaving them admirably close yet short of the mark."

Case No. № 6D42 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI create a personalized nutrition plan that takes into account a person's genetic profile, health goals, and dietary preferences?

⚖ Almost

"With measured pragmatism, the jury granted the petition “almost,” recognizing that AI has mastered the mechanics of assembling genetic, health, and preference data into a tidy nutr…"

Case No. № 8184 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI design a prosthetic limb that can be controlled by a person's thoughts and muscle signals?

⚖ Almost

"The jury paused at the threshold of the possible, nodding at the dazzling demonstrations of mind-controlled prosthetics and the seamless chatter between neurons and machines, yet h…"

Case No. № 6A7F Jul 3, 2026

Can AI create a customized exercise plan that adapts to a person's physical limitations and goals over time?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found that artificial intelligence has indeed learned to sketch out personalized exercise blueprints, but it still stumbles when trying to lace those blueprints with real-…"

Case No. № 6215 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI create a new sport by combining elements of existing sports and defining its rules and objectives?

⚖ Almost

"After lively deliberation, the jury acknowledged the generative spark of artificial creativity but found that spark insufficient to fully ignite an original sport; the system could…"

Case No. № 090C Jul 3, 2026

Can AI develop a system that can predict the success of a new product based on social media trends and consumer behavior?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found the system promising yet premature, acknowledging AI’s keen eye for patterns in chatter and clicks but stopping short of trusting its crystal ball for success."

Case No. № 2F4B Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate a realistic and engaging script for a podcast or radio show, including dialogue and sound effects?

⚖ Yes

"The jurors found the task well within AI’s current toolbox, noting that large language models paired with audio-friendly formatting can spin out engaging scripts complete with dial…"

Case No. № 7948 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI predict the likelihood of a social movement going viral based on its message and audience demographics?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found AI capable of sketching the rough outlines of a viral social movement with far more accuracy than a coin flip, yet still stumbled when the crowd’s mood changed overnight."

Case No. № E277 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI convince a child to eat a vegetable they dislike?

⚖ In Research

"The jury grappled with the delicate chemistry of persuasion, and though no one claimed victory, the lone abstainer saw flickers of hope in chatbot charm."

Case No. № A415 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI make a moral judgment in a complex, real-world scenario?

⚖ No

"The jury found the question itself a bridge too far, concluding that moral judgments are not merely computations but acts of human conscience."

Case No. № EFA5 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI detect when a friend is on the edge?

⚖ In Research

"After spirited deliberation, the jury could not agree whether AI had crossed the threshold of emotional literacy, splitting between cautious optimism and skeptical refusal to certify."

Case No. № 33E7 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI know when to be quiet?

⚖ In Research

"The jury found itself tangled in the paradox of the question, unable to agree whether silence could ever be “known” by an algorithm when human ears still struggle to interpret it."

Case No. № EFF5 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI pick a christmas gift your mother will actually love?

⚖ Almost

"The jury reached a near-unanimous stalemate, with only one juror leaning toward “almost” after determining that while an AI can mine preferences and suggest options with eerie prec…"

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