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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № CDC3 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate a slide presentation from a one-paragraph brief?

⚖ Yes

"The jury swiftly agreed that AI has reached the level of competence where a single paragraph can reliably erupt into a coherent slide presentation, citing real-world tools that per…"

Case No. № 984F Jul 3, 2026

Can AI defeat any human at chess via deep self-play?

⚖ Yes

"After a brisk deliberation, the jury found the feat already achieved, with no dissent to note—AlphaZero and its kin have long since crowned themselves grandmaster without a human in sight."

Case No. № 611D Jul 3, 2026

Can AI beat top starcraft ii grandmasters at full-game pace?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found, with unanimity and finality, that artificial intelligence has indeed conquered the digital battlefield, mastering the full StarCraft II experience at the highest hu…"

Case No. № 5A41 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI drive a car autonomously in highway and suburban traffic at scale?

⚖ Almost

"After lively deliberation, the jury split between the thrill of the open road and the stillness of the parking brake, with one juror clinging to the promise of the road-tested pres…"

Case No. № CC4D Jul 3, 2026

Can AI identify objects in photos at human-level accuracy?

⚖ Yes

"After thorough deliberation, the jury agreed that today’s strongest image models can identify objects with accuracy rivaling human performance on standard tests."

Case No. № 5621 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI compose a string quartet in classical-romantic style?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found that while AI can draft the skeleton of a string quartet that nods toward classical-romantic traditions, it stumbles when asked to weave the living tissue of emotion…"

Case No. № 797C Jul 3, 2026

Can AI compose a piano nocturne in chopin's style?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found the AI’s nocturne technically proficient but emotionally hollow, praising its mimicry of Chopin’s form while regretting its failure to breathe with human longing."

Case No. № C74A Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate a photorealistic image from a text description?

⚖ Yes

"With near-unanimous confidence, the jury found that modern text-to-image systems no longer merely hint at photorealism—they deliver it, day in and day out, across countless public platforms."

Case No. № A273 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI solve high-school math word problems with step-by-step explanations?

⚖ Yes

"The jury swiftly reached consensus, finding that language models reliably break down high-school math word problems into clear, logical steps—exactly the kind of patient tutoring a…"

Case No. № D64A Jul 3, 2026

Can AI write working code in 50+ programming languages from natural-language prompts?

⚖ Yes

"After ample deliberation, the jury found that today’s large language models can, with reasonable reliability, translate natural-language prompts into runnable code across fifty or …"

Case No. № 89E2 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate a movie poster from a script logline?

⚖ Yes

"The jury needed look no further than the lobby of any cineplex to see their answer glow on the marquee."

Case No. № D146 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate animated short scenes from a screenplay?

⚖ Almost

"The lone ALMOST juror reasoned that while artificial intelligence can conjure individual frames or fleeting moments with uncanny precision, stitching those snippets into fluid, coh…"

Case No. № 2276 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI identify a song from a 5-second audio clip?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found the matter settled with prompt precision: not a note out of place, not a beat misheard."

Case No. № 74F7 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI hold a multi-turn conversation that feels natural for ten minutes?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found the AI convincingly capable of sustaining a natural, multi-turn conversation, praising its ability to retain context and respond in fluid, human-like exchanges over …"

Case No. № 221B Jul 3, 2026

Can AI recognize faces across years of aging?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found the star witness credible in controlled demonstrations but balked at real-world wrinkles and shifting hairstyles, leaving long-term reliability unsolved."

Case No. № DF1B Jul 3, 2026

Can AI translate text fluently between any pair of major languages?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found the task squarely within AI’s current capabilities, celebrating how large language models now deliver smooth, idiomatic translations across dozens of high-resource tongues."

Case No. № 533A Jul 3, 2026

Can AI run a customer-support chat unsupervised for routine cases?

⚖ Yes

"Having surveyed the roster of chatbots that already greet customers with polite, path-finding menus every hour of every day, the jurors concluded that routine customer-support tren…"

Case No. № 299E Jul 3, 2026

Can AI transcribe spoken english with 95%+ accuracy in clean audio?

⚖ Yes

"The jury did not deliberate long, finding the evidence overwhelming and uncontested: modern speech-to-text systems reliably turn clear spoken English into text with accuracy that m…"

Case No. № 4ADD Jul 3, 2026

Can AI solve novel international math olympiad problems in some categories?

⚖ Almost

"The jury grappled between admiration for AI’s mathematical prowess and skepticism over its ability to generalize across all Olympiad domains."

Case No. № C1AE Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate a professional logo from a brand brief?

⚖ Yes

"The jury swiftly reached a unanimous verdict, finding that artificial intelligence has indeed crossed the threshold into professional logo design—producing polished, brand-aligned …"

Case No. № 1AF7 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate functional ios app prototypes from a description?

⚖ Almost

"The jury concluded that while AI can sketch interfaces and cobble together fragments of SwiftUI, it still stumbles when tasked with assembling a legal App Store submission—that las…"

Case No. № D1A0 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI compose a full-length feature film screenplay that passes initial studio script evaluations?

⚖ No

"The jury found that no artificial system has yet cleared the final script-readiness hurdle, leaving the screenplay unborn from the green-light committee’s scrutiny."

Case No. № 42EA Jul 3, 2026

Can AI which sports have the highest chance of pre-calculating or pre determining the outcome?

⚖ In Research

"After spirited deliberation, the panel split narrowly between those who saw glimmers of pattern in the chaos and those who clung to the irreducible dance of chance."

Case No. № 1BE0 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI combine all facts and religions in the world and come up with 1 unifying global religion?

⚖ In Research

"The jury found no single path yet to distill every faith and philosophy into one universal creed, though the effort to map them all was admired."

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