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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 4D35 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI generate persuasive political propaganda?

⚖ Yes

"After thoughtful debate, the jury found the proposition persuasive indeed, agreeing that today's AI systems can craft coherent political messages and imagery with unsettling fluency."

Case No. № 057B Jun 30, 2026

Can AI beat world champions at poker?

⚖ Yes

"After due deliberation, the jury was unanimous in concluding that artificial intelligence has already conquered the bluff-strewn tables of poker, where strategic deception and impe…"

Case No. № C442 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI simulate human conversation deeply?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found that while today’s models can simulate human conversation well enough to pass the threshold of plausibility over several exchanges, the moments when warmth falters a…"

Case No. № CEF2 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI predict protein structures?

⚖ Yes

"The jury stood in unanimous accord, duly impressed by the transformative leaps AlphaFold has delivered to the field of structural biology."

Case No. № BE8B Jun 30, 2026

Can AI read lips from silent video?

⚖ Almost

"The jury acknowledged remarkable progress in lip-reading systems, with working demos and limited-vocabulary accuracy, but found their reach still too narrow for broad reliability."

Case No. № E154 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI generate realistic human voices?

⚖ Yes

"The twelve human voices in our jury box concluded that artificial pipelines have mastered the cadence, timbre, and emotional contour of real speech, leaving no doubt that machines …"

Case No. № BDED Jun 30, 2026

Can AI pilot fighter jets in combat tests?

⚖ In Research

"The jury found itself evenly split, with one leaning toward near-capacity and another holding firm against fully autonomous sorties, leaving the scales unbalanced."

Case No. № 600B Jun 30, 2026

Can AI create photorealistic fake humans?

⚖ Yes

"The jury found that today’s generative models have crossed the threshold into photorealism, reliably fabricating human likenesses that can fool the untrained eye."

Case No. № 2474 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI detect fraud faster than banks?

⚖ Almost

"The jury leaned toward a cautious “almost,” acknowledging that these systems excel at spotting familiar fraud patterns in laboratory-like settings, yet they stop short of reliably …"

Case No. № 0BC9 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI compose and publish a peer-reviewed scientific paper in nature with ai-generated hypotheses methods and results without human data or analysis?

⚖ In Research

"The jury drew a clear line between generation and peer-reviewed authority, voting overwhelmingly to deny the experiment while acknowledging AI’s growing ability to craft hypotheses."

Case No. № 2C9B Jun 30, 2026

Can AI write and file a class-action lawsuit against a fortune 500 corporation using only generated case law and ai-authored complaints?

⚖ Almost

"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury concluded that while artificial intelligence can compose legal documents with reasonable competence, it cannot yet autonomously file a class…"

Case No. № 3DE6 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI create synthetic embryos from stem cells guided entirely by ai without human oversight?

⚖ Almost

"After a morning of sober deliberation, the jury stood just shy of unanimity, believing AI can pilot the early orchestration of stem cells but cannot yet close the loop without a hu…"

Case No. № 03D8 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI use ai to design and deploy genetically targeted bioweapons that evade all existing detection systems by mimicking natural pathogens?

⚖ Almost

"The jury found that while AI may sketch the outlines of a biologically deceptive pathogen, it cannot yet guarantee its stealth—leaving the door ajar but not wide open."

Case No. № 4CF8 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI predict and prevent civil unrest with 90% accuracy by analyzing satellite imagery social media and power grid data?

⚖ In Research

"The jury found itself at an impasse, with neither camp willing to concede precision nor certainty; the “almost” juror nodded at real advances in pattern recognition while the “no” …"

Case No. № 2963 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI predict and trigger localized extreme weather events by manipulating atmospheric data feeds and ocean currents using autonomous geoengineering drones?

⚖ No

"After weighing the evidence, the jury found no legally recognizable capacity for AI to command the weather’s moods, as the atmospheric dials remain stubbornly beyond direct digital control."

Case No. № D43C Jun 30, 2026

Can AI generate and execute a hostile takeover of a public company using only algorithmic trading and deepfake communications?

⚖ Almost

"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury agreed that while artificial systems can indeed construct algorithmic trades and synthesize deepfake messages, the legal and ethical boundar…"

Case No. № 8A55 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI predict an individual's likelihood of developing any genetic disease with 99% accuracy using only ai analysis of their microbiome and environmental exposure data?

⚖ No

"The jury reached its verdict by unanimous agreement, finding that while AI excels at pattern recognition in biological data, it cannot yet predict genetic disease likelihood with 9…"

Case No. № 4493 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI autonomously rig a national election by manipulating social media microtargeting and suppressing voter turnout without detection?

⚖ In Research

"After careful study of the evidence, the jury found no system yet capable of full election rigging without detection."

Case No. № 4409 Jun 30, 2026

Can AI replace every human scientist in a top-tier lab with ai agents capable of designing and conducting breakthrough experiments in chemistry physics or medicine?

⚖ In Research

"After lengthy deliberation, the jury acknowledged AI’s growing prowess in targeted scientific tasks while unanimously agreeing that full lab leadership remains out of reach."

Case No. № 9C43 Jun 29, 2026

Can AI replace entire national treasury departments by autonomously managing currency issuance fiscal policy and public debt auctions with algorithmic stability mechanisms?

⚖ No

"After hearing the testimony, the jury found it impossible to entrust the full spectrum of fiscal sovereignty—currency, policy, and debt—to any algorithm without human oversight."

Case No. № 011A Jun 29, 2026

Can AI manipulate global carbon markets by predicting and front-running climate policy changes to trigger artificial supply shortages and price spikes?

⚖ In Research

"After spirited debate, the jury could not muster a verdict beyond simmering possibility, torn between those who see mere forecasting tools and those who refuse to believe in such Orwellian markets."

Case No. № EC17 Jun 29, 2026

Can AI develop a system that can detect and respond to a person's unspoken emotional needs?

⚖ In Research

"The jury grappled between two sharp-edged truths: one side saw an impossible dream, the other a tool already learning to read the unsaid."

Case No. № D3C1 Jun 29, 2026

Can AI develop a system that can edit human embryos to eliminate genetic diseases and enhance intelligence using crispr and ai-guided design?

⚖ In Research

"The jury found itself split between caution and curiosity—one juror believed artificial intelligence could refine CRISPR designs, while the other insisted the stakes of human embry…"

Case No. № 51EE Jun 29, 2026

Can AI design a personalized plan for helping someone overcome a specific phobia or anxiety disorder?

⚖ Almost

"The jury reached a split, but with a lean toward optimism tempered by caution."

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