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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 94E0 May 13, 2026

Can AI help someone to overcome social anxiety?

⚖ No
Case No. № 7D38 May 13, 2026

Can AI help someone to self-reflect on their character traits by analysing conversations?

⚖ No
Case No. № 03BB May 13, 2026

Can AI calculate the risk of being struck with a disease on a certain cruise ship or cruise trip?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 08E0 May 13, 2026

Can AI train someone to become more social?

⚖ No
Case No. № B5B7 May 13, 2026

Can AI detect certain diseases by looking at images of eyes?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 0E27 May 13, 2026

Can AI determine is someone is having financial problems by looking at their spending habits?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 6189 May 13, 2026

Can AI retrieve someones personality from their bank account statements?

⚖ No
Case No. № 4368 May 13, 2026

Can AI score a person's general health by checking their grocery bill over time?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № BF7C May 13, 2026

Can AI determine a person's character by having a voice chat with that person?

⚖ No
Case No. № 3CDB May 13, 2026

Can AI write a legal argument that wins a supreme court case?

⚖ No
Case No. № 2DD9 May 13, 2026

Can AI write a children’s book that wins the newbery medal within two years of publication?

⚖ No
Case No. № EBA4 May 13, 2026

Can AI create a personalized curriculum that maximizes student engagement across subjects?

⚖ No
Case No. № 9E26 May 13, 2026

Can AI create a detailed scientific hypothesis about dark matter that withstands peer review?

⚖ No
Case No. № D1C1 May 13, 2026

Can AI invent a new form of bacteria that produces a life-saving drug?

⚖ No
Case No. № E9E8 May 13, 2026

Can AI create a new musical genre that is distinct from existing genres?

⚖ No
Case No. № 23C8 May 13, 2026

Can AI generate a joke that is funny to a wide range of audiences?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № FBA6 May 13, 2026

Can AI compose music that evokes a specific emotional response in listeners?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № A5FB May 13, 2026

Can AI generate a scent profile for a new perfume that appeals to a specific demographic?

⚖ No
Case No. № 9A3F May 13, 2026

Can AI predict the outcome of a country’s national election based on social media sentiment and economic indicators?

⚖ No
Case No. № D5EA May 13, 2026

Can AI raise a child?

⚖ No
Case No. № 4162 May 13, 2026

Can AI comfort a dying person with their hand in yours?

⚖ No
Case No. № 137B May 13, 2026

Can AI cook a five-course tasting menu in a real working kitchen, alone?

⚖ No
Case No. № 6505 May 13, 2026

Can AI swim across the english channel?

⚖ No
Case No. № A510 May 13, 2026

Can AI win the tour de france?

⚖ No
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