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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate a full-length movie script from a one-sentence prompt?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI predict the trajectory of a hurricane 48 hours before landfall with 90% accuracy?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI predict individual personality traits and future criminal behavior with 95% accuracy using brain imaging and ai analysis?
⚖ NoCan AI create synthetic organisms with fully artificial dna that can perform complex tasks like bioremediation or drug production without natural constraints?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI design a closed-loop brain-computer interface that autonomously modulates human emotions in real-time to match any desired psychological state?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI replace 50% of corporate board members with ai agents indistinguishable from human executives?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?
⚖ NoCan AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?
⚖ NoCan AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI write convincing final requests for human euthanasia?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI smell whether the milk has turned?
⚖ NoCan AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI be a real friend?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?
⚖ YesCan AI defuse a tense family dinner?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI fall in love and stay in love?
⚖ NoCan AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?
⚖ NoCan AI generate a joke that is funny to a crowd of people from a different culture?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI catch a fish from a riverbank with a hand-cut spear?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI play piano with the touch of a master?
⚖ In Research
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