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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 8548 May 14, 2026

Can AI generate realistic animal sounds?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 92F7 May 14, 2026

Can AI create artificial general intelligence?

⚖ No
Case No. № 5E0A May 14, 2026

Can AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № BDE1 May 14, 2026

Can AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № B0C7 May 14, 2026

Can AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 57E8 May 14, 2026

Can AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?

⚖ No
Case No. № 2825 May 14, 2026

Can AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 9715 May 14, 2026

Can AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 9EE5 May 14, 2026

Can AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?

⚖ No
Case No. № B363 May 14, 2026

Can AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 5EE2 May 14, 2026

Can AI control robots using plain language?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 1038 May 14, 2026

Can AI forecast floods from satellite data?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 8247 May 14, 2026

Can AI compose original symphonies?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 4D35 May 14, 2026

Can AI generate persuasive political propaganda?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 057B May 14, 2026

Can AI beat world champions at poker?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № C442 May 14, 2026

Can AI simulate human conversation deeply?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № CEF2 May 14, 2026

Can AI predict protein structures?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № BE8B May 14, 2026

Can AI read lips from silent video?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № E154 May 14, 2026

Can AI generate realistic human voices?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № BDED May 14, 2026

Can AI pilot fighter jets in combat tests?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 600B May 14, 2026

Can AI create photorealistic fake humans?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 2474 May 14, 2026

Can AI detect fraud faster than banks?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 0BC9 May 14, 2026

Can AI compose and publish a peer-reviewed scientific paper in nature with ai-generated hypotheses methods and results without human data or analysis?

⚖ In Research
Case No. № 2C9B May 14, 2026

Can AI write and file a class-action lawsuit against a fortune 500 corporation using only generated case law and ai-authored complaints?

⚖ In Research
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