Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № A415 may. 13, 2026

Can AI make a moral judgment in a complex, real-world scenario?

⚖ No
Case No. № EFA5 may. 13, 2026

Can AI detect when a friend is on the edge?

⚖ No
Case No. № 33E7 may. 13, 2026

Can AI know when to be quiet?

⚖ No
Case No. № EFF5 may. 13, 2026

Can AI pick a christmas gift your mother will actually love?

⚖ No
Case No. № 5E0A may. 13, 2026

Can AI pass turn-based interaction turing tests for 5-minute windows?

⚖ No
Case No. № 8824 may. 13, 2026

Can AI drive a car safely through complex urban environments?

⚖ No
Case No. № 56BF may. 13, 2026

Can AI detect counterfeit currency via image?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № C13E may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate empathetic-sounding text replies?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 0DA4 may. 13, 2026

Can AI win a go match against the world champion?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 8ED1 may. 13, 2026

Can AI translate asl video to english text in research conditions?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 6D40 may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate working unit tests from a description of intent?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 1C04 may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate court-ready first-draft contracts for common transactions?

⚖ No
Case No. № E75A may. 13, 2026

Can AI compose a fugue in the style of bach?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 00A9 may. 13, 2026

Can AI write a passable sonnet in the style of shakespeare?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № DFF6 may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate a realistic deepfake video of a public figure speaking?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 7344 may. 13, 2026

Can AI solve riddle problems that require multi-step lateral thinking?

⚖ No
Case No. № D42B may. 13, 2026

Can AI recognise emotions in faces at coarse-grained level?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 3DBB may. 13, 2026

Can AI beat the world's top humans at heads-up no-limit poker?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № C5D6 may. 13, 2026

Can AI read handwriting in 50+ scripts?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 75B2 may. 13, 2026

Can AI write fan fiction in any author's voice?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 5FD4 may. 13, 2026

Can AI predict the 3d structure of any protein from its amino acid sequence?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № CDC3 may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate a slide presentation from a one-paragraph brief?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 984F may. 13, 2026

Can AI defeat any human at chess via deep self-play?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 611D may. 13, 2026

Can AI beat top starcraft ii grandmasters at full-game pace?

⚖ En investigación
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