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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № E547 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI identify dog breeds from photos at expert level?

⚖ Ja

"After deliberating over expert benchmarks and breed-recognition trials, the jury found the evidence compelling: AI systems armed with curated datasets and fine-tuned convolutional …"

Case No. № 7635 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI identify plant species from leaf photographs?

⚖ Ja

"Faced with the botanical challenge, the jury did not hedge: four decisive nods carried the day, noting that today’s deep-learning systems can spot the maple among the oaks with the…"

Case No. № 8389 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI generate a 60-second commercial-quality video from a prompt?

⚖ Bijna

"After hearing that artificial intelligence can spin a 60-second video from a prompt but stumbles over the final polish, the jury found the technology almost ready for prime time—wi…"

Case No. № 0ABD jul. 2, 2026

Can AI solve a rubik's cube in under a second with a robot?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found no room for debate: purpose-built machines wielding mathematically honed algorithms have already shattered the one-second barrier, proving that when hardware and cod…"

Case No. № 1B0C jul. 2, 2026

Can AI generate plausible synthetic training data for ml models?

⚖ Ja

"The jury swiftly concurred that generative models have crossed the threshold of plausibility, delivering synthetic training data that meets the mark with verifiable quality and practical utility."

Case No. № 5D2C jul. 2, 2026

Can AI identify a specific painting from a 100-pixel thumbnail?

⚖ Ja

"After careful deliberation, a decisive two-to-one majority found that AI can indeed identify specific paintings from severely pixelated thumbnails, though with notable limitations …"

Case No. № 0117 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI generate animated character motion from a rough sketch?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found itself comfortably persuaded that computers can indeed coax living motion from a doodle, though one juror demurred at the current brittleness of early systems."

Case No. № 27ED jul. 2, 2026

Can AI detect fraudulent credit-card transactions in real time?

⚖ Ja

"After deliberating, the jury reached a unanimous decision, finding that AI has already demonstrated the capability to detect fraudulent credit-card transactions in real time with a…"

Case No. № E949 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI clone a voice convincingly from a 30-second sample?

⚖ Ja

"The jury delivered an emphatic verdict, finding no technical barrier to cloning a voice from a mere half-minute of audio—today’s models can stitch syllables, cadence, and timbre to…"

Case No. № 9AA9 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI identify bird species from a 1-second audio clip?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found that today’s neural nets can identify bird species from a split-second of song with surprising accuracy, pointing to well-documented models like BirdNET as living proof."

Case No. № DB2F jul. 2, 2026

Can AI represent a minority to give it more weight and skills in politics?

⚖ Bijna

"After sober reflection, the jury split along a clean fault line: two jurors saw AI as a capable speechwriter and analyst, another insisted representation requires living will."

Case No. № 26D4 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI be a fair and honest politician?

⚖ Nee

"The jury found itself in unanimous agreement that artificial intelligence has not yet, and may never, meet the moral and empathic standards demanded of a fair and honest politician."

Case No. № 61F0 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI compose a pop song with verse, chorus, bridge, and full instrumentation?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found that while AI can still lack the human spark of authentic emotion, it has clearly mastered the technical architecture of a pop song—lyrics, melody, rhythm, and instr…"

Case No. № 6BBB jul. 2, 2026

Can AI score in the top 1% on math contests up to amc 12 level?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury agreed that artificial intelligence can now handle the mechanical intricacies of high-school-level math with near-mastery, breezing through practice tests with perfect sco…"

Case No. № A350 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI generate a 50-word product blurb from a sku title?

⚖ Ja

"The jury concluded without dissent that generating a 50-word product blurb from a SKU title falls comfortably within the current capabilities of AI systems, noting its reliable per…"

Case No. № 6FE5 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI describe humanity to an alien race based on the entire recorded history of mankind?

⚖ In onderzoek

"The jury found the task impossible, not for lack of data, but for the paradox at its heart—how could a machine describe the very creatures writing its training prompts?"

Case No. № D0C5 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI enhance development in babys by sounds or light patterns?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury’s deliberation turned on whether AI’s ability to craft sensory patterns—however cleverly tuned—crossed the threshold from simulation to real enhancement."

Case No. № 4E8D jul. 2, 2026

Can AI match people around the globe based on characteristics?

⚖ Ja

"The jury returned a unanimous verdict of “yes,” finding that today’s AI already possesses the computational power and pattern-recognition skill to align people across continents ac…"

Case No. № EAAD jul. 2, 2026

Can AI enhance matchmaking between humans?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found that AI has crossed the threshold into genuinely improving the ways humans find and foster connections, citing real-world tools that adapt to preferences and behavio…"

Case No. № C703 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI generate a credible scientific hypothesis from raw experimental data?

⚖ Bijna

"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury of human scientists and data stewards found that while artificial minds can indeed conjure hypotheses from raw experimental noise, they falt…"

Case No. № E3DC jul. 2, 2026

Can AI emerging health issues from smart watch data?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury found that while AI has shown promise in flagging potential health red flags from smartwatch streams, those alerts haven’t yet cleared the rigorous hurdle of clinical approval."

Case No. № B8D4 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI operate as an urban planner?

⚖ Bijna

"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury acknowledged AI’s powerful role in simulating urban layouts and crunching demographic data, yet hesitated to grant full autonomy, noting the…"

Case No. № B3DF jul. 2, 2026

Can AI compose a convincing ted talk in under 15 minutes from a 1-page topic outline?

⚖ Bijna

"After careful deliberation, the jury acknowledged AI’s prowess in assembling cohesive arguments but noted lingering gaps in nuance, emotional resonance, and on-the-fly adaptability…"

Case No. № 7F39 jul. 2, 2026

Can AI communicate or interact with animals in any meaningful form?

⚖ In onderzoek

"The jury paused at the edge of a frontier where signals become conversation, with one juror insisting we’d already crossed the threshold and another refusing to call mere translation a dialogue."

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