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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI cook a five-course tasting menu in a real working kitchen, alone?
⚖ EiCan AI swim across the english channel?
⚖ EiCan AI win the tour de france?
⚖ EiCan AI negotiate hostage release in a live crisis?
⚖ EiCan AI survive a week alone in the arctic?
⚖ EiCan AI design a sustainable and functional community space that meets the needs of a diverse group of people?
⚖ EiCan AI mimic a human voice in real time to narrate a live sports event convincingly?
⚖ EiCan AI predict the spread of an infectious disease across a city using only anonymized mobility data?
⚖ TutkinnassaCan AI improvise a conversation with a human in a way that is indistinguishable from a conversation with another human?
⚖ EiCan AI understand the nuances of human humor and create a comedic character that resonates with a wide audience?
⚖ EiCan AI create a recipe for a new dessert that combines flavors in a unique and appetizing way?
⚖ KylläCan AI detect and diagnose mental health conditions such as depression and anxiety using social media activity and online behavior?
⚖ EiCan AI predict emotional state from voice to modify sales pitch in real-time for manipulation?
⚖ TutkinnassaCan AI predict the outcome of a complex court case based on legal precedents and case law?
⚖ EiCan AI autonomously deploy geoengineering interventions to unilaterally alter earth's climate?
⚖ EiCan AI replace national treasuries with ai-managed decentralized monetary systems?
⚖ EiCan AI design pathogen-specific bioweapons tailored to genetic vulnerabilities of targeted populations?
⚖ EiCan AI autonomously coordinate swarm attacks using purely insect-scale drones in urban environments?
⚖ EiCan AI hijack entire supply chains to create artificial resource shortages via predictive algorithms?
⚖ EiCan AI enable ai-powered deepfake espionage campaigns that fool national intelligence agencies 99% of the time by mimicking voice writing and biometrics in real time?
⚖ EiCan AI write a hit song that tops the billboard hot 100 chart for 10 weeks?
⚖ EiCan AI diagnose complex medical conditions with greater accuracy than human doctors?
⚖ EiCan AI pass the bar exam and qualify as a practicing attorney?
⚖ EiCan AI detect and govern wildlife populations?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.