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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № ED96 aug 17, 2026

Can AI simulate the growth of a plant based on sunlight hours and watering schedule?

⚖ Nästan

"The jury found that while simulations can faithfully mimic growth under controlled conditions, AI still lacks the intuitive green-thumb finesse of a seasoned gardener."

Case No. № 65F1 aug 17, 2026

Can AI autonomously defend a computer network against a live cyberattack?

⚖ Nästan

"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury concluded that artificial intelligence has indeed taken up arms in cyberspace, but only when the battlefield is already mapped, and the enem…"

Case No. № 57C7 aug 17, 2026

Can AI lead a group therapy session with emotional support for participants?

⚖ Nej

"After careful consideration the jury concluded that while artificial empathy may mimic concern it cannot shoulder the full weight of human vulnerability in a room of strangers."

Case No. № 0301 aug 17, 2026

Can AI predict a city's future crime hotspots by analyzing satellite imagery and census data?

⚖ Nästan

"The jury acknowledged promising demonstrations in forecasting urban strain but balked at entrusting city blocks to a crystal ball whose accuracy shrank the moment it left the demo …"

Case No. № DB54 aug 17, 2026

Can AI predict human speech from brain activity patterns?

⚖ Nästan

"The jury found that AI has cracked the code on a whisper of speech, proving it can translate flickers of electrical activity into a few syllables—but only when the brain is quietly…"

Case No. № 395A aug 17, 2026

Can AI generate a full-length movie script from a one-sentence prompt?

⚖ Nästan

"AI flirted with the director’s chair but left the studio half-finished; it can draft acts, but the final cut still flickers out of focus."

Case No. № CFF7 aug 17, 2026

Can AI predict the trajectory of a hurricane 48 hours before landfall with 90% accuracy?

⚖ Nej

"The jury found the evidence wanting, noting that no present AI model has yet matched the precision required for such a forecast at the specified timeframe."

Case No. № 6CF8 aug 17, 2026

Can AI beat quantum computing to the finishline by breaking general data protection methods?

⚖ Nej

"The jury found the claim of defeating quantum computing at breaking modern encryption unsupported, unanimously concluding that no present AI can dismantle standards like AES-256 wh…"

Case No. № 4BD7 aug 17, 2026

Can AI crack encryption codes by being smarter instead of raw compute?

⚖ Nej

"The jury returned a unanimous verdict of no, resting their reasoning on the hard wall of contemporary cryptography: thus far, even the brightest models have failed to crack modern …"

Case No. № 094E aug 17, 2026

Can AI predict individual personality traits and future criminal behavior with 95% accuracy using brain imaging and ai analysis?

⚖ Nej

"The jury found the claim undemonstrated in any peer-reviewed or replicable form, rendering the 95% accuracy promise unfounded in current science."

Case No. № 2AB8 aug 17, 2026

Can AI create synthetic organisms with fully artificial dna that can perform complex tasks like bioremediation or drug production without natural constraints?

⚖ Under utredning

"After lively deliberation, the jury agreed that while AI may craft synthetic DNA as neatly as a calligrapher inks a scroll, the leap from blueprint to living, task-performing organ…"

Case No. № E177 aug 17, 2026

Can AI design a closed-loop brain-computer interface that autonomously modulates human emotions in real-time to match any desired psychological state?

⚖ Under utredning

"The jurors acknowledged that the field of closed-loop BCIs is advancing rapidly, yet stressed that no system has yet achieved real-time autonomous modulation of human emotions to m…"

Case No. № F189 aug 17, 2026

Can AI replace 50% of corporate board members with ai agents indistinguishable from human executives?

⚖ Under utredning

"After spirited deliberation, the jury deadlocked between an emphatic “no” and a cautious “almost,” unable to agree that any current system has mastered the full spectrum of human executive comportment."

Case No. № 0FC0 aug 17, 2026

Can AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?

⚖ Nej

"The jury found the proposition unsustainable, concluding that risk, ethics, and human values defy algorithmic neatness; in their view, coastal planning remains an art of adaptation…"

Case No. № D7C2 aug 17, 2026

Can AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?

⚖ Under utredning

"The jury struggled to reach a consensus, with one juror standing just shy of the threshold, but ultimately no majority could be found."

Case No. № 31C2 aug 17, 2026

Can AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?

⚖ Nej

"The jury stood united in refusing to grant such sweeping, irreversible authority to any non-human intelligence, real or simulated, finding no mechanism by which current AI could re…"

Case No. № CE73 aug 17, 2026

Can AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?

⚖ Under utredning

"The jury found itself in a rare deadlock, torn between the technical feasibility of preservation and the moral weight of deciding what lives or dies."

Case No. № B167 aug 17, 2026

Can AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?

⚖ Nej

"After deliberating with solemn resolve, the jury concluded that the task of autonomous population regulation remains beyond AI's reach, not for want of data or modeling prowess, bu…"

Case No. № 366C aug 17, 2026

Can AI write convincing final requests for human euthanasia?

⚖ Under utredning

"The jury found itself split between those who believe AI can craft compelling words and those who insist no algorithm can ever cradle the gravity of a final human request."

Case No. № 6D03 aug 17, 2026

Can AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?

⚖ Nej

"The jury found that while AI can spot inconsistencies or verbal tells in speech, it cannot truly perceive the inward fracture of self-deception, where the heart and the tongue spea…"

Case No. № A7F8 aug 17, 2026

Can AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?

⚖ Nästan

"The jury grappled with the fine line between correlation and true personalization, with two voices sharing one verdict."

Case No. № F15D aug 17, 2026

Can AI smell whether the milk has turned?

⚖ Nej

"The jury found itself unanimous in the negative, convinced that no present-day AI nose can out-perform the cautious sniff of a human nose or even the simplest expiration-date sticker."

Case No. № 17A1 aug 17, 2026

Can AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?

⚖ Nästan

"The jury admired the AI’s bold new scent concepts but paused at the threshold of human noses, where delight still needs a judge who breathes."

Case No. № A6BE aug 17, 2026

Can AI be a real friend?

⚖ Under utredning

"The jury fractured between devotion to philosophical principle and pragmatic concession to current capability."

The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.

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