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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI lead a group therapy session with emotional support for participants?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI predict a city's future crime hotspots by analyzing satellite imagery and census data?
⚖ TakCan AI predict human speech from brain activity patterns?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI generate a full-length movie script from a one-sentence prompt?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI predict the trajectory of a hurricane 48 hours before landfall with 90% accuracy?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI predict individual personality traits and future criminal behavior with 95% accuracy using brain imaging and ai analysis?
⚖ NieCan AI create synthetic organisms with fully artificial dna that can perform complex tasks like bioremediation or drug production without natural constraints?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI design a closed-loop brain-computer interface that autonomously modulates human emotions in real-time to match any desired psychological state?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI replace 50% of corporate board members with ai agents indistinguishable from human executives?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?
⚖ NieCan AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?
⚖ NieCan AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI write convincing final requests for human euthanasia?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI smell whether the milk has turned?
⚖ NieCan AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI be a real friend?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?
⚖ TakCan AI defuse a tense family dinner?
⚖ W badaniuCan AI fall in love and stay in love?
⚖ NieCan AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?
⚖ Nie
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.