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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 442E mei 15, 2026

Can AI lie convincingly by stating fake information as facts?

⚖ Ja

"The jury concluded that AI has indeed mastered the art of persuasive falsehood, weaving plausible yet unverifiable fabrications with unsettling fluency; only one juror hesitated, w…"

Case No. № 540D mei 15, 2026

Can AI conduct unlimited psychological warfare campaigns on social media at scale?

⚖ Ja

"After spirited deliberation, the jury concluded that AI’s persuasive power is already formidable enough to wage psychological warfare at scale, though one juror paused only to fret…"

Case No. № 321A mei 15, 2026

Can AI generate photorealistic images from text prompts that rival professional photography?

⚖ Ja

"The jury weighed the evidence with unanimous confidence, noting that diffusion models have elevated text-to-image generation to heights indistinguishable from professional photography."

Case No. № 9C28 mei 15, 2026

Can AI compose original music that matches the style of famous classical composers?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found in unanimous favor of the affirmative, resting its verdict on clear demonstrations that today’s generative models can craft original compositions indistinguishable f…"

Case No. № 3952 mei 15, 2026

Can AI generate photorealistic images of human faces that are not identifiable as synthetic?

⚖ Ja

"After thorough deliberation, the jury concluded that the current state of generative adversarial networks and diffusion models has indeed crossed the threshold into photorealistic …"

Case No. № EC9D mei 15, 2026

Can AI generate music for film scores?

⚖ Ja

"After careful listening and deliberation, the jury found that AI has crossed the threshold into generating music convincingly suitable for film scores, with multiple models today p…"

Case No. № 2E6E mei 15, 2026

Can AI predict user behavior on social media?

⚖ Ja

"After careful deliberation, the jury found that AI has indeed crossed the threshold into reliably predicting user behavior on social media, with three jurors voting YES and one res…"

Case No. № 0C8B mei 14, 2026

Can AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?

⚖ Ja

"After lively deliberation, the jury found that artificial advocates may indeed negotiate salaries they do not personally deserve, provided their arguments are persuasive enough to …"

Case No. № 6A44 mei 14, 2026

Can AI wait nine months?

⚖ Ja

"The jury moved with unanimity, finding no reason to doubt an AI’s capacity to mark time with the patience of a metronome."

Case No. № 59E1 mei 14, 2026

Can AI make videos from photos of deceased partners?

⚖ Ja

"The jury reached a clear but cautious verdict, with five out of six members finding that AI can indeed generate videos from photos of deceased partners, though the lone dissenting …"

Case No. № 9B80 mei 14, 2026

Can AI create addictive experiences?

⚖ Ja
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