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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 9A4F jul. 1, 2026

Can AI predict individual stock market movements using alternative data like satellite images and credit card transactions?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury split neatly between cautious enthusiasm and practical limits, granting a qualified “almost” because these models can sniff out faint market trailers in unconventional dat…"

Case No. № 8F38 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI generate human-like dialogue indistinguishable from real customer service agents in live chat?

⚖ Bijna

"After spirited debate, the jury found AI nearly indistinguishable from human chat agents, though a single skeptic insisted the simulation still carries a tell."

Case No. № 67A1 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI detect deepfake videos with higher accuracy than human experts in real time?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury could not return a unanimous verdict, but split narrowly two-to-zero in favor of “Almost,” convinced that today’s systems exceed the average observer yet still fall short …"

Case No. № FEA0 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI forgive someone who deeply wronged you?

⚖ Nee

"The jury found that forgiveness, as a nuanced act of human empathy and emotional reckoning, remains beyond the reach of artificial intelligence; without lived experience or genuine…"

Case No. № 3754 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI create a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of smell and taste in a realistic way, allowing users to explore and interact with virtual environments in a more immersive way?

⚖ In onderzoek

"After lively debate, the jury concluded that while flickers of simulated scent and flavor dance at the edges of lab demos, not one system yet lets users truly inhale a virtual rose…"

Case No. № F93F jul. 1, 2026

Can AI develop a system that can accurately predict a person's mental health based on their social media activity?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury found that AI can detect hints of mental health patterns in social media with modest accuracy, yet lacks the precision and ethical safeguards needed to serve as a definitive diagnostic tool."

Case No. № CACE jul. 1, 2026

Can AI make a decision about whether to prioritize the well-being of an individual or the well-being of a community in a complex ethical dilemma?

⚖ Nee

"The jury found itself unanimous but resolute against granting AI the authority to weigh individual versus communal well-being, citing the absence of true moral judgment akin to human conscience."

Case No. № 6434 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI recognize and respond to a person's micro-expressions to understand their true emotional state?

⚖ In onderzoek

"After careful review of the evidence, the jury found itself split between those who see promise in AI’s growing ability to decode fleeting facial cues and those unconvinced by any …"

Case No. № EA8E jul. 1, 2026

Can AI hold a baby?

⚖ Nee

"The jury concluded unanimously that no current AI possesses the physical form or dexterity to safely cradle a newborn."

Case No. № A2F0 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI decide which human memories to erase?

⚖ Nee

"The jury found itself utterly unable to determine which human memories to erase and whether such erasure could be done safely, given AI’s present ignorance of the brain’s labyrinthine workings."

Case No. № 3AC9 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI identify early-stage lung cancer from breath biomarkers using portable electronic noses?

⚖ Bijna

"After careful deliberation, the jury found that early-stage lung cancer detection by AI-assisted electronic noses is tantalizingly close but not yet courtroom-ready, with two juror…"

Case No. № 6A9D jul. 1, 2026

Can AI predict heart failure hospitalization risk using patient-generated ecg data from smartwatches?

⚖ In onderzoek

"The jury splintered along a narrow but decisive line: one juror believed a working demo was tantalizingly close, while another insisted no reliable system has yet cleared the bar."

Case No. № 1234 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI estimate osteoporosis risk from routine dental x-rays of jaw bone density?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury found the tool nearly ready but not quite ripe for prime time, as the AI could map density with uncanny accuracy yet stop short of delivering a clinical osteoporosis diagn…"

Case No. № 1212 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI detect parkinson’s from subtle voice changes in a 30-second recording?

⚖ Bijna

"With one voice ringing clear and two cautious nods of approval, the jury agreed the science is here but the scale is still small, citing powerful demonstrations on tight datasets r…"

Case No. № F9E4 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI predict epileptic seizures five minutes in advance using eeg headband data?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury found that early-stage models show promise but cannot yet guarantee the five-minute precision required for clinical use, praising real-time prototypes that miss the mark a quarter of the time."

Case No. № 1FDC jul. 1, 2026

Can AI diagnose endometriosis from menstrual cycle irregularities detected in period-tracking app data?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury agreed that pattern recognition is within AI’s reach, yet none could vouch for a diagnosis untouched by human oversight."

Case No. № 8DC3 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI detect early-stage parkinson’s disease from subtle voice tremors in phone calls?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury found itself torn between cautious optimism and clinical prudence, with two of its members voting “Almost” for AI’s ability to pick out the faintest vocal tremors of early…"

Case No. № 984D jul. 1, 2026

Can AI predict individual cancer relapse risk using tumor genetic sequencing?

⚖ Bijna

"After hearing the evidence, the jury leaned cautiously toward optimism but stopped short of full endorsement, acknowledging real-world progress while still questioning the breadth …"

Case No. № FA8E jul. 1, 2026

Can AI detect deepfake videos by analyzing microscopic inconsistencies in blinking patterns?

⚖ Bijna

"After careful deliberation, the jury found itself cautiously optimistic: AI could indeed spot the telltale flickers in a deepfake’s blink cycle, but only when given carefully curat…"

Case No. № 0B0E jul. 1, 2026

Can AI predict multiple sclerosis flare-ups from changes in smartphone typing speed patterns?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury acknowledged that AI has already glimpsed the telltale tremor in every keystroke, proving correlation is within reach—but consensus faltered at the door of real-world vali…"

Case No. № 5F03 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI identify early huntington’s disease from subtle changes in eye movement while reading long text?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury halted just short of a full embrace, acknowledging that AI can detect minute eye-movement shifts but has yet to prove it can single out Huntington’s from among the many ot…"

Case No. № 4B36 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI predict rheumatoid arthritis exacerbations from voice tremors detected in phone calls?

⚖ In onderzoek

"The jury paused to admire how voice-analysis AI can already detect tremors, yet it drew the line at claiming it can predict the flare of a disease it has never been asked to diagnose."

Case No. № 1157 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI diagnose early-stage alzheimer’s using subtle changes in speech patterns?

⚖ Bijna

"The jury agreed that today’s AI can spot the whisper-thin tremors of early Alzheimer’s in speech, but stops just short of the courtroom door marked “Diagnosis.” With no dissents an…"

Case No. № 4829 jul. 1, 2026

Can AI diagnose early-stage parkinson’s from subtle handwriting tremors in digitized notes?

⚖ Ja

"After lively deliberation, the jury found the evidence persuasive but tempered their enthusiasm, splitting two-to-one for an emphatic “yes” tempered by one cautious “almost.” The m…"

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