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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI autonomously deploy geoengineering interventions to unilaterally alter earth's climate?
⚖ No"After careful consideration, the jury found no grounds for allowing autonomous AI to take the wheel on Earth’s climate."
Can AI predict and trigger localized weather events to weaponize rainfall patterns against enemy agricultural regions?
⚖ No"The jury stood unanimous in its verdict, finding that the notion of AI weaponizing localized rainfall remains beyond our reach—for now, the skies themselves refuse to be bound by court order."
Can AI design and deploy autonomous chemical warfare agents that evolve to evade detection and countermeasures in real time?
⚖ No"The jury found unthinkable what even imagination could barely conjure: that a machine might plot and perfect its own instruments of mass invisibility."
Can AI replace entire national defense budgets with ai-piloted autonomous weaponry within budget cycles?
⚖ No"Although the jury conceded that autonomous systems excel at narrow, high-speed tasks, they found no evidence—nor any persuasive demonstration—that any present or near-term AI could…"
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.