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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI develop a system that can predict the success of a new product based on social media trends and consumer behavior?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI generate a realistic and engaging script for a podcast or radio show, including dialogue and sound effects?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI predict the likelihood of a social movement going viral based on its message and audience demographics?
⚖ NeinCan AI convince a child to eat a vegetable they dislike?
⚖ NeinCan AI make a moral judgment in a complex, real-world scenario?
⚖ NeinCan AI detect when a friend is on the edge?
⚖ NeinCan AI know when to be quiet?
⚖ NeinCan AI pick a christmas gift your mother will actually love?
⚖ NeinCan AI pass turn-based interaction turing tests for 5-minute windows?
⚖ NeinCan AI drive a car safely through complex urban environments?
⚖ NeinCan AI detect counterfeit currency via image?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI generate empathetic-sounding text replies?
⚖ JaCan AI win a go match against the world champion?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI translate asl video to english text in research conditions?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI generate working unit tests from a description of intent?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI generate court-ready first-draft contracts for common transactions?
⚖ NeinCan AI compose a fugue in the style of bach?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI write a passable sonnet in the style of shakespeare?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a realistic deepfake video of a public figure speaking?
⚖ JaCan AI solve riddle problems that require multi-step lateral thinking?
⚖ NeinCan AI recognise emotions in faces at coarse-grained level?
⚖ JaCan AI beat the world's top humans at heads-up no-limit poker?
⚖ JaCan AI read handwriting in 50+ scripts?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI write fan fiction in any author's voice?
⚖ Ja
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.