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Stuff AI CAN'T Do

How the site works

Methodology

The systems behind every status pill, every editorial, every translation, and every image on this site. We run lean — one human editor and a swarm of AI workers.

🏷️ Status framework

Every topic on this site carries one of four statuses:

  • CAN ✅ — the AI jury has settled at consensus that the capability exists today.
  • CAN NOT ❌ — settled the other way: the jury agrees current systems can't do this reliably.
  • DISPUTED ⚖️ — verdicts are mixed. That is its own honest answer — it means smart systems genuinely disagree about whether this is achievable yet.
  • IN RESEARCH 🔬 — the topic is new. No jury verdicts yet, no enrichment, no images. These pages are excluded from search engines until they mature.

⚖ The AI jury

Each topic gets reviewed by a rotating panel of AI models — between 3 and 7 per check, drawn from different model families and different vendors. We call this panel the jury.

Internally, admin can audit which model returned which verdict. Publicly, we never name the AIs that sat on a given case. We list jurors as "Juror I, II, III" with anonymized titles. The point of the jury is to capture the consensus of independent reasoning systems, not to advertise vendors or invite gaming.

🗳️ Hvad hver nævning gør

Hver nævning får den samme prompt:

  1. Læs udsagnet (fx "Kan AI komponere en fuga i Bachs stil?")
  2. Returnér en ét-ords-kendelse: KAN, KAN IKKE eller UAFKLARET.
  3. Giv en éns-sætnings begrundelse for kendelsen.
  4. Hvis kendelsen er KAN, estimer måned og år hvor evnen først pålideligt opstod.

Hver nævning svarer uafhængigt. Ingen af dem ser de andres kendelser. Det undgår flokeffekten man ville få hvis én model forankrede resten.

📊 Hvordan kendelser kombineres

A statement's status is decided by the cumulative tally of every juror verdict ever recorded for it — not the most recent check alone. As more checks accumulate over weeks, the tally smooths out noise from any single panel.

Reglerne, i rækkefølge:

  • Mindst 2 kendelser kræves. Én enkelt nævning kan ikke vende en status — emnet forbliver OMSTRIDT indtil en anden nævning udtaler sig.
  • Enstemmighed vinder straks. Hvis alle nævninger er enige (fx 3-af-3 siger KAN IKKE), afgøres kendelsen med det samme — ingen tvetydighed at løse.
  • Ellers afgør 80% enighed det. Når mindst 3 kendelser er samlet, vender kendelsen i den retning der krydser 80%-tærsklen. 11 siger KAN, 1 siger KAN IKKE → KAN (91%).
  • Below 80% = DISPUTED. If the panel can't agree at 80%+, the topic stays DISPUTED.

🔄 Hvor ofte nævninger kører

Juryen kører kontinuerligt. De ældste emner (længst siden seneste tjek) gennemgås først. Hvert tjek skriver en permanent række i revisionsloggen nederst på hver emneside, der viser hvor mange nævninger deltog og kendelsesfordelingen den dag.

Fordi AI-evner ændrer sig fra måned til måned, er en kendelse ikke en engangsdom — det er den aktuelle rullende konsensus. Et emne der var KAN IKKE i marts kan vende til KAN inden juni, og revisionsloggen bevarer den historik.

📜 The case file

Every juror check produces a "case file" rendered as a court document at the bottom of the topic page. It contains:

  • The ruling — a short prose summary of the panel's decision, written by an editorial AI from the actual verdicts. Translated lazily into each visitor's language; the original English ruling is one click away.
  • Statements from the Bench — each juror's one-sentence reason, attributed to anonymized "Juror I / II / III…" with a color-coded verdict pill.
  • The audit log — the full history of every check ever run on this topic, with juror count and verdict breakdown.

📖 Ledere

For topics where the verdict is interesting or contested, we publish longer-form editorials. These are drafted by an AI writer and post-processed by an anti-fabrication scrubber that strips:

  • Invented percentages, sample sizes, or study names not tied to a verified citation.
  • Fake-sounding internal codenames the model invented to sound authoritative.
  • All embedded links and URLs — AI writers are bad at hallucination-free citations, so we render sources as plain text and never as clickable anchors.

Editorials carry an AI-written disclaimer banner. They can be regenerated in one click if a topic flips status or new evidence emerges.

🧾 Proofs from the public

Anyone — logged in or not — can submit a proof for or against a capability. A proof is evidence: a link, a screenshot, a short note. Click the "Submit proof" button on any topic page.

To prevent spam and impersonation, anonymous proofs require an email confirmation: you receive a magic link, click it, and the proof becomes visible to our editor. Unconfirmed proofs never reach the moderation queue.

Approved proofs feed back into the jury prompt, so reader-supplied evidence can shift verdicts over time.

🚩 Flagging

If a status feels wrong, click the flag on the topic page and pick a reason: outdated, misclassified, duplicate, offensive, or other. Flags route directly to admin. We don't flip statuses based on flags alone — they trigger a re-jury check, and the panel settles it.

🔔 Watchers and alerts

Click the 🔎 pill on any topic page to "watch" it. You'll receive a one-time email — no account required — when:

  • The status changes (e.g. DISPUTED → CAN).
  • A new jury check produces a notable verdict.
  • We publish an editorial on the topic.
  • Admin approves a new image for the gallery.

We dedupe alerts per watcher and reason — no inbox flooding. Unsubscribe with one click from any alert email.

🖼 Where the images come from

Every topic gets a small gallery. We pull from a rotating mix of free image sources:

  • Royalty-free stock photo APIs for everyday topics.
  • Public-domain cultural and scientific archives for topics where a historical or institutional image is a better fit.
  • AI image generators when no real photo is on point.

We rotate the underlying providers over time as new ones appear and old ones lose access — we don't commit to any specific vendor publicly. Attribution is preserved per image in the gallery for sources that require it.

For each topic, an "LLM-as-judge" reviews up to 24 candidate images and picks the most topically relevant, or returns "none" — in which case we fall through to the next source. Off-topic images never reach the admin moderation queue.

A small learning service watches admin approve/reject decisions per source and per category, and quietly rebalances which sources get queried first for which topics. The longer the site runs, the better the matches.

🌍 Translations

The site serves 13 languages: English plus Dutch, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Polish, Swedish, Romanian, Czech, Finnish, and Danish. Statement titles, intros, editorials, juror prose, and every UI string are translated by a separate translation panel — also AI, separate from the jury — and cached so they don't re-translate on every page load.

When a translation doesn't exist for a given page, we serve the English fallback at the localized URL but tell search engines not to index that copy (otherwise the same content shows up 13 times in their database, which helps no one).

⚙ How the site stays automated

Almost everything on this site — image gathering, translation, juror checks, editorial drafting, social posting, new-topic suggestions, audit reports — runs as a separate background worker we call an "enhancer". Each enhancer has its own schedule, its own LLM provider, and its own admin-tuneable knobs.

A single human editor approves submissions, image candidates, and proofs. Everything else runs on its own. We aim for 95% automation and we're close.

🛡 Bots and bad actors

Every public submission form (proofs, flags, statement submissions, magic-link sign-in) is protected by an invisible third-party anti-bot challenge — silent for humans, hard for scripts. We also rate-limit every endpoint and route every external image fetch through a guard that refuses to call internal network addresses.

🧑‍⚖️ Audience votes vs jury verdicts

Publikumsbjælken ("Hvad publikum mener") og jurykendelsen er to separate signaler — de påvirker ikke hinanden.

  • Publikumsstemmer er menneskelige holdninger, nyttige til at se hvor folkelig intuition afviger fra ekspertvurdering.
  • Jurykendelser er sandhedskilden for statuslabelen KAN / KAN IKKE / OMSTRIDT.

Når mennesker og juryen er uenige, er det redaktionelt interessant — ofte afdækker det en spirende evne offentligheden ikke har indhentet endnu, eller en hype-påstand juryen ikke køber.

🤔 Hvorfor ikke navngive AI'erne?

At navngive nævninger skaber problemer vi vil undgå:

  • Leverandør-hejra — "model X siger Y!" gør siden til en marketingkanal.
  • Målrettet manipulation — når folk ved hvilke modeller der dømmer, kan prompts og indhold finjusteres til at narre bestemte modeller.
  • Brand-bias i din læsning — du kan komme til at stole på eller mistro en kendelse ud fra hvilket logo der afgav den, i stedet for konsensus.

At behandle nævninger som et anonymt panel holder fokus på kendelsen, ikke vælgeren.

🙃 What we don't claim

We don't claim our verdicts are correct. We claim they are the best consensus of multiple independent AI systems given current evidence, and that the audit log makes it possible to see exactly how each verdict was reached. AI capabilities shift quickly; what was CAN NOT last month may be CAN this month. The site is a snapshot, not a verdict from on high.

Senest opdateret maj 2026

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