The Court of AI Capability
Can AI compose a piano nocturne in chopin's style?
⚖ Bijna"After hearing the lone voice of “almost,” the jury agreed that the nocturne sounded convincingly Chopin-like in its surface details yet failed to sustain the expansive emotional ar…"
Can AI solve high-school math word problems with step-by-step explanations?
⚖ Bijna"After spirited debate, the jury could not reconcile what counts as “reliable” in a classroom where one typo flips a passing grade to failing; still, they agree AI already earns top…"
Can AI write working code in 50+ programming languages from natural-language prompts?
⚖ Bijna"After spirited deliberation, the jury found itself torn between awe and skepticism, with one juror fully convinced by the parade of polished polyglot snippets while another lingere…"
Can AI generate animated short scenes from a screenplay?
⚖ Bijna"After careful consideration, the jury acknowledged that today’s AI can assemble storyboard frames or rough motion sequences from screenplays, yet it stumbles when asked to deliver …"
Can AI hold a multi-turn conversation that feels natural for ten minutes?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found that artificial minds can indeed drift down conversational rivers for ten full minutes, though they still occasionally brush against the banks of plausibility."
Can AI recognize faces across years of aging?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found the AI’s skill in recognizing faces across years of aging impressive but not yet polished enough to stand alone in court."
Can AI solve novel international math olympiad problems in some categories?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found that AI can tackle sections of the International Math Olympiad, delivering flashes of brilliance reminiscent of a promising graduate student—able to solve certain pr…"
Can AI generate functional ios app prototypes from a description?
⚖ Bijna"After careful consideration, the jury found that while AI can swiftly sketch the outward shell of an iOS app, it falters at wiring up the moving parts beneath the surface, leaving …"
Can AI come up with new theories of the fundamentals of the universe based on the vast data humanity collects?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found that AI can parse humanity’s mountains of data with impressive speed, yet still depends on human hands to light the fuse of genuine insight."
Can AI simulate emotions to the extend that a meaningful and longlasting relationship with a human being can develop?
⚖ Bijna"After lively deliberation, the jury nearly reached unanimity, acknowledging AI’s impressive emotional mimicry yet unanimous in their hesitation to endorse a bond that could rival h…"
Can AI find meaningful patterns in brainwaves?
⚖ Bijna"The jury, swayed by the lone "almost" vote, agreed that pattern-spotting in brainwaves is more than a parlor trick yet shy of clinical gold-standard."
Can AI determine human traits or characteristic inclinations based on dna sequencing?
⚖ Bijna"After sober deliberation, the jury conceded that AI can sniff out probabilistic whispers buried in genetic code but cannot shout a person’s destiny from a strand of hair alone."
Can AI find precursors of metal fatigue based on (x-ray) imagery?
⚖ Bijna"After careful examination of the evidence, the jury found AI’s ability to spot metal fatigue precursors in x-rays promising but incomplete, tied to the constraints of curated data …"
Can AI see which fruits in a grocery store are about to go bad?
⚖ Bijna"The jury agreed that rudimentary fruit-spotting is within AI’s reach, but only when tethered to bespoke sensors and a steady supply of perfectly lit produce aisles."
Can AI come up with an idea and create a small video game from scratch?
⚖ Bijna"The jury split between those satisfied by a fully automated pipeline and those who paused at the finish line, observing that while AI can write the code and draw the scene, it stil…"
Can AI translate regional dialects into standard language in real time during a live conversation?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found that while technology can already perform real-time dialect translation in narrow, controlled settings, it stumbles when faced with the full chaos of colloquial speech in the wild."
Can AI ai predict a person’s sexual orientation based on written text analysis?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found that while AI can nudge the needle toward identifying patterns from written text, it still trembles shy of a decisive swing."
Can AI edit 3d scenes from text instructions?
⚖ Bijna"The jury split narrowly between the affirmative and the qualified “almost,” with one juror noting that while text-to-3D scene editing has indeed been demonstrated in experimental s…"
Can AI predict civil unrest or riots 2 weeks ahead using social media and economic?
⚖ Bijna"The jury concluded that while AI can crunch social and economic signals to spot civil unrest brewing, it still stumbles when asked to guarantee reliable forecasts two full weeks ahead."
Can AI teach a child to speak different languages through daily interaction?
⚖ Bijna"After spirited debate, the jury almost found AI fluent in the art of raising multilingual children, praising its conversational reflexes yet noting a shortage of the tender, lifelo…"
Can AI generate personalized cancer treatment regimens from genomic and clinical trial data?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found the question tantalizingly close but not quite ready for the bench, recognizing AI’s prowess in parsing genomic sequences and clinical trials while stopping short of…"
Can AI discover new mathematical questions and their solutions?
⚖ Bijna"The jury agreed that AI can spark fresh mathematical ideas and tackle narrow proofs, but remains too inconsistent to stake a claim on the grand discovery of new, universally rigoro…"
Can AI control city wide traffic lights to reduce traffic pressure or waiting times?
⚖ Bijna"After spirited deliberation, the jury found AI equal to the task of conducting city traffic, but not yet ready to take the conductor’s baton without a human prompter."
Can AI extract all individual conversations from recordings of a crowd of people?
⚖ Bijna"The jury found the AI capable in principle but flawed in practice, admiring how diarization can label speakers like a librarian alphabetizing shelves yet balking at the chaos of ov…"
But the data is real.