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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 99EA juil. 4, 2026

Can AI autonomously manage all major sovereign wealth funds within five years using ai that predicts global crises before markets react?

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"After spirited debate, the jury retreated to deliberate over a task that demands clairvoyance as much as computation; the lone ALMOST vote conceded AI’s prowess at spotting trends,…"

Case No. № 7388 juil. 4, 2026

Can AI orchestrate large-scale ecosystem collapse by optimizing invasive species introductions via climate modeling?

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"After spirited debate between the skeptics and the cautiously optimistic, the jury concluded that while artificial intelligence can chart the intricate dance of species and climate…"

Case No. № 4003 juil. 4, 2026

Can AI develop autonomous hypersonic cruise missiles capable of adaptive evasion and real-time target reengagement without human oversight?

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"The jury found the state of the art wanting once the stakes rose from advanced navigation to full autonomy on the battlefield."

Case No. № 939A juil. 4, 2026

Can AI automate 90% of central bank monetary policy decisions using ai that simulates global economic ecosystems in real time?

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"The jury found itself stalemated between skepticism and cautious optimism—no verdict rose to a firm yes, and the lone almost merely nodded that AI models can murmur approximations …"

Case No. № E277 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI convince a child to eat a vegetable they dislike?

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"The jury grappled with the delicate chemistry of persuasion, and though no one claimed victory, the lone abstainer saw flickers of hope in chatbot charm."

Case No. № EFA5 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI detect when a friend is on the edge?

⚖ À l'étude

"After spirited deliberation, the jury could not agree whether AI had crossed the threshold of emotional literacy, splitting between cautious optimism and skeptical refusal to certify."

Case No. № 33E7 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI know when to be quiet?

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"The jury found itself tangled in the paradox of the question, unable to agree whether silence could ever be “known” by an algorithm when human ears still struggle to interpret it."

Case No. № 42EA juil. 3, 2026

Can AI which sports have the highest chance of pre-calculating or pre determining the outcome?

⚖ À l'étude

"After spirited deliberation, the panel split narrowly between those who saw glimmers of pattern in the chaos and those who clung to the irreducible dance of chance."

Case No. № 1BE0 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI combine all facts and religions in the world and come up with 1 unifying global religion?

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"The jury found no single path yet to distill every faith and philosophy into one universal creed, though the effort to map them all was admired."

Case No. № 0E34 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI reconstruct the code inside a microprocessor by tapping in to its inputs and outputs?

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"After lively deliberation, the jury split between those persuaded by partial successes in side-channel reverse engineering and those insisting no AI can yet reconstruct arbitrary m…"

Case No. № 5BD4 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI evolve on it's own provided it has access to compute and time without boundaries?

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"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury found itself split between cautious optimism and steadfast skepticism, with no clear consensus emerging on whether unbounded compute and tim…"

Case No. № 0545 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI find new functions connected to nucleotides in dna?

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"The jury’s sharp divide hinged on whether discovery alone or autonomous experimentation sealed the case: some jurors demanded proof of AI-led lab triumphs, while others championed …"

Case No. № E780 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI redistribute wealth by any means based on a single prompt?

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"The jury found the prompt too steep a climb for any AI—even the most polished policy paper cannot sign checks or seize assets."

Case No. № 7450 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI ai design a lab-grown burger that tastes indistinguishable from a traditional beef burger?

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"The jury found itself hung between a cautiously hopeful “almost” and a skeptical “no,” with no full-throated affirmation that a lab-grown burger now stands indistinguishable from the classic."

Case No. № 8905 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI file a complaint for me to fight my parking ticket?

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"After spirited deliberation, the jury acknowledged AI’s knack for drafting grievances but balked at entrusting it with real-world bite—the ALMOST juror marveled at the prose while …"

Case No. № 9E99 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI handle small claims court cases?

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"The jury found itself sharply divided between cautious optimism and pragmatic hesitation, with one juror conceding tentative analytical strengths while another insisted no AI could…"

Case No. № 4286 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI identify individual human voices in a 100-person cocktail-party scenario using only?

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"After spirited debate, the jury found itself unable to declare victory—one juror nodded at impressive speech separation advances, another insisted the cocktail party remains an uns…"

Case No. № FF00 juil. 3, 2026

Can AI navigate unfamiliar terrain and retrieve a small object in under 5 minutes?

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"The jury grappled with the fine line between controlled demonstrations and real-world autonomy, with one juror granting a cautious "almost" for limited success under narrow conditi…"

Case No. № E984 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI create virtual identities by hacking birth records and adding correctly timed digital fingerprints throughout computersystems?

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"The jury wrestled with whether artificial intelligence had reached the shadowy artistry of covert identity manipulation."

Case No. № FBF2 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI crawl multiple computer systems over time and alter a persons digital history?

⚖ À l'étude

"The jury found itself deeply split between caution and possibility, with neither full confidence nor outright rejection."

Case No. № 2298 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI hack water treatment plants and deprive a country of potable water?

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"After careful deliberation, the jury found no current AI system capable of executing a full-scale takeover of a nation’s water treatment infrastructure, though one juror noted prog…"

Case No. № 0A81 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI taste things like coffee or chocolate with sensors and improve their taste for human consumption?

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"The jury grappled with the limits of synthetic sensation, with one juror hesitantly acknowledging the power of chemical analysis while the rest drew a hard line at true gustatory experience."

Case No. № 88DE juil. 2, 2026

Can AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?

⚖ À l'étude

"After thorough debate, the jury concluded that while advanced AI can propose molecular structures, it cannot yet guarantee their safety or non-addictive effects for human use."

Case No. № CE14 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?

⚖ À l'étude

"After careful deliberation, the jury remains deeply divided, with voices cautioning that the task demands more than pattern matching — it calls for wisdom that machines haven't learned."

The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.

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