Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 57C7 may. 13, 2026

Can AI lead a group therapy session with emotional support for participants?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 0301 may. 13, 2026

Can AI predict a city's future crime hotspots by analyzing satellite imagery and census data?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № DB54 may. 13, 2026

Can AI predict human speech from brain activity patterns?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 395A may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate a full-length movie script from a one-sentence prompt?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № CFF7 may. 13, 2026

Can AI predict the trajectory of a hurricane 48 hours before landfall with 90% accuracy?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 094E may. 13, 2026

Can AI predict individual personality traits and future criminal behavior with 95% accuracy using brain imaging and ai analysis?

⚖ No
Case No. № 2AB8 may. 13, 2026

Can AI create synthetic organisms with fully artificial dna that can perform complex tasks like bioremediation or drug production without natural constraints?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № E177 may. 13, 2026

Can AI design a closed-loop brain-computer interface that autonomously modulates human emotions in real-time to match any desired psychological state?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № F189 may. 13, 2026

Can AI replace 50% of corporate board members with ai agents indistinguishable from human executives?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 0FC0 may. 13, 2026

Can AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № D7C2 may. 13, 2026

Can AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?

⚖ No
Case No. № 31C2 may. 13, 2026

Can AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № CE73 may. 13, 2026

Can AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?

⚖ No
Case No. № B167 may. 13, 2026

Can AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 366C may. 13, 2026

Can AI write convincing final requests for human euthanasia?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № 6D03 may. 13, 2026

Can AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № A7F8 may. 13, 2026

Can AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № F15D may. 13, 2026

Can AI smell whether the milk has turned?

⚖ No
Case No. № 17A1 may. 13, 2026

Can AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № A6BE may. 13, 2026

Can AI be a real friend?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № FEB4 may. 13, 2026

Can AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?

⚖ Sí
Case No. № 4B5D may. 13, 2026

Can AI defuse a tense family dinner?

⚖ En investigación
Case No. № E6FB may. 13, 2026

Can AI fall in love and stay in love?

⚖ No
Case No. № AA87 may. 13, 2026

Can AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?

⚖ No
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