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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ DaCan AI create artificial general intelligence?
⚖ NuCan AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?
⚖ NuCan AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?
⚖ NuCan AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI control robots using plain language?
⚖ DaCan AI forecast floods from satellite data?
⚖ DaCan AI compose original symphonies?
⚖ DaCan AI generate persuasive political propaganda?
⚖ DaCan AI beat world champions at poker?
⚖ DaCan AI simulate human conversation deeply?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI predict protein structures?
⚖ DaCan AI read lips from silent video?
⚖ DaCan AI generate realistic human voices?
⚖ DaCan AI pilot fighter jets in combat tests?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI create photorealistic fake humans?
⚖ DaCan AI detect fraud faster than banks?
⚖ DaCan AI compose and publish a peer-reviewed scientific paper in nature with ai-generated hypotheses methods and results without human data or analysis?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI write and file a class-action lawsuit against a fortune 500 corporation using only generated case law and ai-authored complaints?
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