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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI develop a cure for cancer?
⚖ NoCan AI predict mental health from social media?
⚖ In esameCan AI predict stock prices with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NoCan AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ SìCan AI create artificial general intelligence?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?
⚖ In esameCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ In esameCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
⚖ In esameCan AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?
⚖ NoCan AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?
⚖ In esameCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?
⚖ In esameCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?
⚖ NoCan AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?
⚖ In esameCan AI control robots using plain language?
⚖ SìCan AI forecast floods from satellite data?
⚖ SìCan AI compose original symphonies?
⚖ SìCan AI generate persuasive political propaganda?
⚖ SìCan AI beat world champions at poker?
⚖ SìCan AI simulate human conversation deeply?
⚖ In esameCan AI predict protein structures?
⚖ SìCan AI read lips from silent video?
⚖ SìCan AI generate realistic human voices?
⚖ SìCan AI pilot fighter jets in combat tests?
⚖ In esameCan AI create photorealistic fake humans?
⚖ Sì
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.