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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 1F8F juil. 3, 2026

Can AI generate full-album-length music in a chosen artist's style?

⚖ Presque

"After spirited deliberation, the jury found that artificial intelligence has indeed cracked the first verse, but still struggles to finish the chorus without stumbling."

Case No. № 2A87 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI edit raw footage into a coherent short film with prompts alone?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found that while artificial intelligence can now parse footage into rough sequences and suggest edits with impressive speed, it still stumbles when asked to judge story ar…"

Case No. № 2418 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI pass the usmle medical licensing exam?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found the artificial intelligence capable of skimming the textbook, but not yet ready to open its own practice."

Case No. № A3B3 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI pass the bar exam at top-decile human level?

⚖ Presque

"After careful deliberation, the jury acknowledged the remarkable strides AI has made in legal reasoning, particularly in practice exams and standardized testing segments, yet found…"

Case No. № 7666 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI run a robotic arm through a cooking recipe in a controlled kitchen?

⚖ Presque

"The jury wrestled with whether today’s machines can truly cook or merely perform under heavy guardrails, the lone dissenter insisting the arm’s precision is enough while the ALMOST…"

Case No. № EB57 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI score in the top 10% on the sat?

⚖ Presque

"The jury conceded that artificial intelligence has made remarkable strides in pattern recognition and verbal reasoning, but recognized that the SAT’s math and science sections stil…"

Case No. № 7FE9 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI sort recyclables on industrial conveyor at human accuracy?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found the technology capable of matching human sorting precision under tight, controlled conditions, though not yet in the messy wild of everyday recycling streams."

Case No. № 4DE2 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI solve graduate-level math problems in many domains?

⚖ Presque

"After spirited deliberation, the jury split, with a single voice declaring the math mastered and the other insisting on domain restrictions."

Case No. № 7504 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI detect early-stage alzheimer's from speech samples?

⚖ Presque

"Having heard the evidence, the jury found no model ready for prime time, yet no stone so unturned that the verdict could be anything but cautious."

Case No. № F607 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI pass the cpa exam in multiple jurisdictions?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found that while artificial intelligence can parse accounting knowledge and perform well on practice tests, it still stumbles when faced with the official exam’s human jud…"

Case No. № C863 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI solve coding interview questions at faang-hire level?

⚖ Presque

"While the single dissenting juror insisted the task had been completed, the majority agreed AI can crack isolated coding puzzles but still stumbles when the ladder of abstraction i…"

Case No. № CF50 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI outperform humans at predicting movie box-office openings?

⚖ Presque

"After due consideration, the jury found that while artificial intelligence excels at parsing historical box-office patterns and forecasting from clean data, its predictions wobble …"

Case No. № 69F0 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI generate functional sql from natural-language questions?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found reasonable cause for both optimism and caution, weighing the clear demonstrations of functional SQL generation against its present limitations in scope and reliability."

Case No. № 5F8D juil. 2, 2026

Can AI read a financial earnings report and summarize key risks?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found that while artificial intelligence can reliably summarize raw data from financial reports, it still stumbles when asked to interpret subtle risks with the discernmen…"

Case No. № E889 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI provide help in remote control robotic surgery and correct the surgeon that is managing the controls in real time?

⚖ Presque

"The jury split neatly between those who saw today’s AI as a finely honed co-pilot and those who drew a bright red line at the surgeon’s hands."

Case No. № 93F7 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI tap into my nerve pathways and detect what motion my hand makes?

⚖ Presque

"The jury wrestled with whether an AI could truly read a hand’s motion through nerve pathways, not merely interface devices to the brain."

Case No. № 5254 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI decide my most fertile period of the month based on data i feed it?

⚖ Presque

"After prudent deliberation, the jury concluded that while AI can process clinical fertility data and analyze menstrual cycle patterns with impressive precision, it remains one smal…"

Case No. № E1FF juil. 2, 2026

Can AI generate a research-paper-quality literature review?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found that AI can cobble together a literature review that passes muster at first glance, but the craftsmanship still shows seams and gaps—one juror insisted on polished e…"

Case No. № A657 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI take my job as translator?

⚖ Presque

"After lively deliberation, the court finds that AI has indeed stormed the language gates: specialized models now render fluent bridges between tongues with remarkable fidelity, tho…"

Case No. № B752 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI communicate with another ai that is theoretically undetectable for humans?

⚖ Presque

"After spirited debate between the bench’s most cautious and visionary minds, the jury concluded that AIs can whisper among themselves, though never so softly humans cannot overhear a murmur."

Case No. № 1DC3 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI hack satellites remotely and bring them into lower orbit so they burn up?

⚖ Presque

"The jury almost granted the motion, impressed that AI could simulate satellite control with enough fidelity to map the descent path, yet balked at any live orbital manipulation."

Case No. № F322 juil. 2, 2026

Can AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?

⚖ Presque

"After lively deliberation, the jury concluded that while AI can crunch the numbers and spot some patterns in the data, the crystal ball remains cracked—forecasting crime with full …"

Case No. № 1CDD juil. 2, 2026

Can AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?

⚖ Presque

"After lively debate between two camps, the jury agreed AI may steer evolution from the bench but cannot yet take the wheel."

Case No. № 516F juil. 2, 2026

Can AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found that artificial systems can indeed peer across the broad electromagnetic spectrum, but with occasional blind spots where interpretation wavers at the edge of human-like understanding."

The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.

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