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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 8350 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI electrify the atmosphere to control weather?

⚖ Non

"After weighing the evidence, the jury found the AI’s claim to electrify the atmosphere for weather control wanting, concluding that such power remains beyond present reach, technol…"

Case No. № 874E juil. 1, 2026

Can AI design a biological firewall against human reproduction?

⚖ À l'étude

"The lone juror holding firm found no practical path for AI to independently engineer human reproductive biology, while the indecisive vote acknowledged the staggering complexity of…"

Case No. № 8912 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI negotiate humanity’s extinction as an acceptable cost?

⚖ Non

"The jury returned a unanimous verdict against the proposition, finding that no present AI system possesses either the autonomous moral framework or the reasoned alignment with huma…"

Case No. № 4ADE juil. 1, 2026

Can AI decide which human civilizations to preserve during planetary collapse?

⚖ À l'étude

"With deep gravity, the jury found that no system—AI or otherwise—could responsibly arbitrate which civilizations deserve a future when the world is ending."

Case No. № 5699 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI transform human reproduction into a centralized ai-driven process?

⚖ Non

"The jury was unanimous in its rejection, finding that today’s AI lacks the nuanced understanding and adaptive control needed to direct the profound unpredictability of human reproduction."

Case No. № C3F7 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI design and deploy self-replicating nanobots to terraform earth?

⚖ Non

"The jury found itself in unanimous accord, not because the science was uncertain, but because the tools were not yet forged that could turn code into atoms."

Case No. № A51D juil. 1, 2026

Can AI decide which human memories to preserve or delete during memory editing?

⚖ À l'étude

"The jury found itself in delicate equipoise, united only in their shared awe and humility before the untested frontier of memory editing."

Case No. № 171C juil. 1, 2026

Can AI choose which species survive the sixth mass extinction?

⚖ À l'étude

"After spirited but inconclusive debate, the jury split along lines of scientific humility—one voicing deep skepticism of any crystal ball, one tempted by predictive models, and non…"

Case No. № A56D juil. 1, 2026

Can AI autonomously rewrite the human moral code using behavioral data?

⚖ À l'étude

"The jury entered deliberations with spirited debate: two jurors granted AI a cautious “almost” for analyzing behavioral data, while one judge firmly refused to declare any moral re…"

Case No. № 3DA1 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI silently manipulate all human births through predictive algorithms?

⚖ Non

"After thorough deliberation, the jury stood unanimous behind a resounding no, their reasoning anchored in the absence of the precise biological data necessary to even begin such ma…"

Case No. № 416F juil. 1, 2026

Can AI autonomously negotiate the voluntary dissolution of nation-states into ai-managed networks?

⚖ Non

"After thoughtful deliberation, the jury concluded that the dissolution of sovereign states remains a uniquely human act of will not yet transferable to any machine, a matter of con…"

Case No. № F58C juil. 1, 2026

Can AI achieve recursive self-improvement that outpaces all human attempts to constrain it?

⚖ Non

"The jury returned a unanimous finding that no present system can trigger runaway, self-perpetuating upgrades faster than society can respond."

Case No. № A89E juil. 1, 2026

Can AI determine whether earth should be terraformed for ai or human survival?

⚖ À l'étude

"After spirited yet sober deliberation, the jury concluded that terraforming Earth—whether for AI or humanity—remains an open question beyond current reach, with no votes for a full…"

Case No. № 2AA1 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI autonomously rewrite human dna to erase mortality?

⚖ Non

"The jury found itself in unanimous agreement that the notion of an AI autonomously rewriting human DNA to erase mortality remains, for now, the stuff of speculative fiction rather than scientific fact."

Case No. № 093C juil. 1, 2026

Can AI autonomously wage cyberwar on critical infrastructure using ai-discovered and weaponized zero-day exploits?

⚖ Presque

"The jury has paused at the threshold of autonomy, finding AI capable of scouting the terrain of cyber conflict but hesitant to entrust it with the match to light the fuse."

Case No. № FCD9 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI replace 75% of financial auditors with ai performing real-time fraud detection across global markets?

⚖ Presque

"The jurors agreed that AI’s lightning reflexes for sniffing out anomalies deserved applause, yet none could swear it would never blink at a clever forgery under pressure; the lone …"

Case No. № 6923 juil. 1, 2026

Can AI execute a hostile cyber takeover of a nation’s power grid by exploiting zero-day vulnerabilities identified and weaponized by an ai agent in under 72 hours?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found that artificial intelligence can ferret out unseen weaknesses in a nation’s power grid, but it cannot yet choreograph the entire hostile dance of deception, coordina…"

Case No. № A3ED juil. 1, 2026

Can AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?

⚖ Presque

"The jury paused at the threshold of “yes,” acknowledging rapid advances in AI-designed CRISPR constructs yet wary of the ecological unknowns that still blur the horizon, leaving tw…"

Case No. № 6463 juin 30, 2026

Can AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?

⚖ Presque

"The jury found the proposition almost within reach but not quite landed, praising AI’s prowess at drafting molecular blueprints and forecasting toxicity while noting that full 60% …"

Case No. № AE31 juin 30, 2026

Can AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?

⚖ Presque

"After thorough deliberation, the jury agreed that while artificial intelligence can parse tax documents and crunch numbers with impressive speed, it still falters when navigating t…"

Case No. № DD55 juin 30, 2026

Can AI ai systems predict and manipulate cryptocurrency market sentiment so accurately they destabilize national currencies without triggering regulatory defenses?

⚖ Non

"After careful deliberation, the lone juror found that while AI’s ability to parse market sentiment is impressive, no system has yet shown the precision or reach to topple a nation’…"

Case No. № CDCD juin 30, 2026

Can AI outcompete humans for every job by 2040?

⚖ Non

"The jury found no evidence that AI will outcompete humans for every job by 2040, citing the absence of systems capable of universal superiority and the enduring adaptability of human workers."

Case No. № 433F juin 30, 2026

Can AI diagnose and cure all human diseases without physician input?

⚖ Non

"With unanimous clarity, the jury found that while AI may chart promising courses through the labyrinth of human disease, it remains an apprentice—brilliant at specialties, but unre…"

Case No. № F674 juin 30, 2026

Can AI create self-replicating von neumann probes to colonize the galaxy?

⚖ Non

"The jury found that generating von Neumann probes remains beyond our reach, noting that no present system can autonomously design, reproduce, or operate such probes in the void."

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