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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № D07F Jul 3, 2026

Can AI recreate accurate video of daily situations from before video recording or photography existed?

⚖ Nein

"The jury concluded that while today’s AI can paint vivid scenes in motion, it cannot summon ghosts of the past it has never met; the absence of even a single photograph, let alone …"

Case No. № 746D Jul 3, 2026

Can AI extract all individual conversations from recordings of a crowd of people?

⚖ Fast

"After spirited debate, the jury found the AI capable of whispering one voice at a time from the noisy chatter but not yet fluent in the full cacophony of human overlap."

Case No. № 3F88 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI replace me as a legal aid?

⚖ Fast

"After deliberating with careful attention to the nuances of legal practice, the jury concluded that artificial intelligence has made meaningful strides in legal aid but stops short…"

Case No. № BE4A Jul 3, 2026

Can AI get to know me better than my partner?

⚖ Fast

"The jury found itself divided but leaned toward cautious optimism, with three jurors insisting that AI can parse patterns in behavior it observes while one held out for the irreduc…"

Case No. № 0A6B Jul 3, 2026

Can AI do my job as a webdeveloper?

⚖ Fast

"The jury agreed that AI can shoulder much of the daily grind of web development—generating prototypes, writing clean markup, and even squashing bugs—but stopped short of granting a…"

Case No. № 74B6 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI take over my job as a translator?

⚖ Fast

"After spirited deliberation, the jury split between “yes” and “almost,” with neither camp able to coax the remaining skeptics into agreement."

Case No. № 0EAB Jul 3, 2026

Can AI convert a photo to a chosen painting style?

⚖ Ja

"After careful consideration, the jury found that current AI systems can indeed transform photographs into chosen painting styles with consistency and high fidelity, citing both dif…"

Case No. № A6CA Jul 3, 2026

Can AI beat top professional stratego players?

⚖ Fast

"After thorough deliberation, the jury found that while DeepNash ascended to the upper echelons of Stratego play, it has not yet claimed the absolute summit of human mastery; the ev…"

Case No. № 3C52 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate album cover art from a song's mood?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found no fault in the machines’ muses, declaring that today’s AI can indeed distill a song’s mood into compelling cover art with speed and verve."

Case No. № D331 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI diagnose skin cancer from a photo at dermatologist accuracy?

⚖ Fast

"The jury found itself intrigued but not entirely convinced, with one voice declaring justice done and another insisting the verdict requires one final expert testimony before signing the judgment."

Case No. № C8FC Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate a functional video-game prototype from a one-paragraph design doc?

⚖ Fast

"With a unanimous leaning toward "almost," the jury agreed that today’s AI can write functional code from a paragraph, yet struggles to deliver a fully playable prototype without hu…"

Case No. № A452 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI negotiate convincingly with humans in diplomacy?

⚖ Fast

"With a split verdict between the "Almost" and "No" jurors, the court acknowledges that while AI has made impressive strides in strategic negotiation—demonstrating tactical brillian…"

Case No. № CD0C Jul 3, 2026

Can AI pass the ap biology exam with the highest score?

⚖ Fast

"The jury found the AI dazzlingly close but stopped short of crowning it the undisputed valedictorian of life’s sciences; its razor precision on facts and forms left the top score t…"

Case No. № 6E98 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI detect deepfakes in many common cases?

⚖ Fast

"The jury cautiously nodded toward capability but stopped short of full confidence, acknowledging that today’s best tools can flag many fakes with impressive precision yet still stu…"

Case No. № 1101 Jul 3, 2026

Can AI identify hate speech in text at production scale?

⚖ Ja

"After hearing expert testimony on standardized benchmarks and real-world deployment, the jury unanimously agreed that current AI systems are capable of identifying hate speech at production scale."

Case No. № 1F8F Jul 3, 2026

Can AI generate full-album-length music in a chosen artist's style?

⚖ Fast

"After spirited deliberation, the jury found that artificial intelligence has indeed cracked the first verse, but still struggles to finish the chorus without stumbling."

Case No. № 2A87 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI edit raw footage into a coherent short film with prompts alone?

⚖ Fast

"The jury found that while artificial intelligence can now parse footage into rough sequences and suggest edits with impressive speed, it still stumbles when asked to judge story ar…"

Case No. № 2418 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI pass the usmle medical licensing exam?

⚖ Fast

"The jury found the artificial intelligence capable of skimming the textbook, but not yet ready to open its own practice."

Case No. № A3B3 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI pass the bar exam at top-decile human level?

⚖ Fast

"After careful deliberation, the jury acknowledged the remarkable strides AI has made in legal reasoning, particularly in practice exams and standardized testing segments, yet found…"

Case No. № 3F19 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI solve standardized logic puzzles at top-percentile level?

⚖ Ja

"The jury found unanimously in favor of AI’s capability to solve standardized logic puzzles at top-percentile levels, citing concrete evidence of superhuman performance from systems…"

Case No. № 7666 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI run a robotic arm through a cooking recipe in a controlled kitchen?

⚖ Fast

"The jury wrestled with whether today’s machines can truly cook or merely perform under heavy guardrails, the lone dissenter insisting the arm’s precision is enough while the ALMOST…"

Case No. № EB57 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI score in the top 10% on the sat?

⚖ Fast

"The jury conceded that artificial intelligence has made remarkable strides in pattern recognition and verbal reasoning, but recognized that the SAT’s math and science sections stil…"

Case No. № 7FE9 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI sort recyclables on industrial conveyor at human accuracy?

⚖ Fast

"The jury found the technology capable of matching human sorting precision under tight, controlled conditions, though not yet in the messy wild of everyday recycling streams."

Case No. № 4DE2 Jul 2, 2026

Can AI solve graduate-level math problems in many domains?

⚖ Fast

"After spirited deliberation, the jury split, with a single voice declaring the math mastered and the other insisting on domain restrictions."

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