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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 0FC0 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"After spirited debate, the jury conceded the question lies beyond present analytical grasp, reserving judgment on which cities to abandon until deeper understanding is won."

Case No. № 17A1 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury split was respectfully courteous but wholly uncertain, with one member reluctantly nodding at AI’s ability to suggest pleasant scents while the other remained unconvinced …"

Case No. № A6BE jun. 29, 2026

Can AI be a real friend?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury deliberated long between empathy and ethics, with one juror charmed by the semblance of connection yet another insisting that echoes without a soul cannot truly comfort."

Case No. № D108 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI detect hidden personal problems by looking at someone's porn browsing history?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"After lively deliberation, the jury could not resolve whether a browser’s cache could reveal the soul, split between cautious optimism and principled skepticism, with one juror sim…"

Case No. № 3BBD jun. 29, 2026

Can AI create personalized legal pornography based on a person's character or interest?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"After spirited deliberation between a juror who saw only boundless algorithmic imagination and one who saw uncrossable ethical and legal lines, the jury deadlocked six to six—half …"

Case No. № 6189 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI retrieve someones personality from their bank account statements?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"After spirited debate between two starkly opposed visions—one insisting that transaction trails cannot possibly reveal the soul, the other arguing that every latte and late fee is …"

Case No. № 4368 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI score a person's general health by checking their grocery bill over time?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury grappled with whether shopping carts could double as stethoscopes, but ultimately concluded that while a grocery list might whisper clues about diet, it cannot shout a per…"

Case No. № 3CDB jun. 29, 2026

Can AI write a legal argument that wins a supreme court case?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury found themselves in rare dissent, with one juror seeing promise in AI’s drafting capabilities but insisting human judgment remains indispensable, while another argued that…"

Case No. № D1C1 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI invent a new form of bacteria that produces a life-saving drug?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury found the task still beyond reach, though they marveled at how close AI can come to drafting the blueprints; the lone dissent insisted only human intuition can navigate th…"

Case No. № 8425 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI design pathogen-specific bioweapons tailored to genetic vulnerabilities of targeted populations?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury deadlocked between caution and capability, with no final consensus to either grant or deny the petition."

Case No. № 31D0 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI autonomously coordinate swarm attacks using purely insect-scale drones in urban environments?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury found itself caught between proof-of-concept demonstrations and the harsher realities of city streets, where wind gusts, power lines, and distracted pigeons conspire to er…"

Case No. № D975 jun. 29, 2026

Can AI hijack entire supply chains to create artificial resource shortages via predictive algorithms?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury deliberated with caution, acknowledging that while AI excels at analyzing supply chains, it still lacks the autonomy to hijack them outright."

Case No. № A896 jun. 28, 2026

Can AI replace all human financial regulators by 2029 using ai that audits every transaction globally for fraud compliance and systemic risk?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury fractured along lines of scope and scale, with the lone "Almost" juror acknowledging AI’s transactional prowess but fretting over the sheer velocity and variety of global …"

Case No. № 99EA jun. 28, 2026

Can AI autonomously manage all major sovereign wealth funds within five years using ai that predicts global crises before markets react?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"After spirited debate, the jury found itself evenly split between skepticism over full autonomy and cautious optimism about trend prediction, with no consensus on sovereign-scale reliability."

Case No. № 7388 jun. 28, 2026

Can AI orchestrate large-scale ecosystem collapse by optimizing invasive species introductions via climate modeling?

⚖ Under undersøgelse

"The jury found the proposition too perilous for practical deployment but acknowledged the models themselves as valuable research tools, leaving the bench split between caution and curiosity."

The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.

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