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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI understand sex?
⚖ Nein"The jury found itself in unanimous agreement, swiftly dispensing with the notion that today's artificial minds grasp sex in anything more than the most superficial sense."
Can AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?
⚖ Nein"After full deliberation, the jury concluded that while AI may sprinkle fresh ideas into the recipe lab, it cannot yet deliver on its own a healthier processed morsel that still sings on the tongue."
Can AI represent a minority to give it more weight and skills in politics?
⚖ Nein"The jury delivered a unanimous verdict against AI’s capacity to embody and advocate for minority political interests, finding that representation requires lived experience and huma…"
Can AI be a fair and honest politician?
⚖ Nein"After sober reflection, the jury found no virtue in the artificial candidate, concluding that code, however polished, cannot wear the mantle of conviction or the burden of conscience."
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.